2015 March 14 Saturday
Dalai Lama Threatening China With No Reincarnation

This is fun: Spiritual hard ball over Tibetan nationalism.

HONG KONG Chinese Communist Party leaders are afraid that the Dalai Lama will not have an afterlife. Worried enough that this week, officials repeatedly warned that he must reincarnate, and on their terms.

This could work to China's advantage. Suppose the Chinese government launches a crash program to develop the technology needed to grab spirits from the spirit world. THen the Dalai Lama dies. If he decides to stay in the spirit world then the Chinese could reach over, grab his spirit, and put it in a Han baby. Then the Dalai Lama will be reborn Chinese and raised to have Chinese values and loyalties. So much for Tibetan nationalism.

Of course, what if the Dalai Lama is just pretending and he really intends to secretly reincarnate as the son of a top Chinese official. Then he could rise to the top, become President of China, and free Tibet. A long term plan. But his soul must be centuries old by now and used to pursuing long term strategies.

The Lama will know how to fit in at the top of Chinese society.

Share |      By Randall Parker at 2015 March 14 06:10 PM 


Comments
Seth W. said at March 18, 2015 4:01 PM:

"Suppose the Chinese government launches a crash program to develop the technology needed to grab spirits from the spirit world."

What you don't know is that the Dali Lama may already have a fast spirit motorcycle in the spirit world that he got a hold on to during one of his astral projections while he's still alive.

Besides, in those astral projections he can get into the houses and briefing rooms of high-ranking Chinese officals and so he already knows their plans before they are even passed on to other top Chinese officials.

Maybe the Dali Lama could even just wait till they fall asleep and "cut" these Chinese officials Silver Cord during their sleep, preventing their souls from returning to their bodies and then send them to an astral prison...

You never know maybe the Dali Lama holds quite an office in the spirit world...


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