2012 February 18 Saturday
Hitler's French Son?
Tipping the weirdo meter scales, Hitler may have knocked up a French woman during WWI in an German-occupied area of France. If you were that guy how would you like to live with that knowledge?
Oh let's be honest. Deep down, we all think it would be cool. We might want others to know, but fame of any kind is better than anonymity.
WWI or WWII? If the former, then he was only in his early 30's at the time and of no consequence, so if I were that guy I think I wouldn't care one way or the other. And if I were that guy, I'd be in my 90s now, right?
I'd rather be the illegitimate child of Erwin Rommel or Albert Kesselring.
"If you were that guy how would you like to live with that knowledge?"
Fine, I guess. Unless one thinks that children are also punishable for what parents did.
I would like to know if that would make me the second person in the world with the last name "Hitler", 'cause nobody else in the world seems to have it nowadays. I wonder if all Hitlers were killed, or everbody in Germany with that last name just changed it or if there were a few brave enough to say, "well yeah, I'm Hitler all right, but I'm not Adolf, so piss off."
Now, the name "Adolfo" continues to be more or less popular in Latin America, without any Nazi implications attached to it.
Didn't they make a movie about this? Um, Boys from France? No, not that, er, Boys from Brazil? Yeah, that's it. I think.
Actually, I'd be taunting Americans and the English. Saying things like: "So, are you glad you killed millions of Germans just so your countries could be overrun with Muslims and Mestizos and other Third World people? Tried to warn ya!"