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2002 November 01 Friday
On Burying Muslim Terrorists In Pig Skins

On the Wall Street Journal's Best Of The Web column James Taranto links to this report that the Russians are burying the Chechen hostage siege terrorists in pig skins:

According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security forces have decided to bury the terrorists from last's week's hostage siege wrapped in pig's skin. The aim is to deter potential Islamic terrorists from future attacks.

Shahidi (Jihad martyrs) believe by their nefarious acts that they ascend immediately to heaven. Using their beliefs against them, wrapping their corpses in 'unclean' pigskin prevents them from entering heaven for eternity.

James Taranto thinks this is a fine idea and points out that if real Muslims couldn't possibly be terrorists its not like the Russians are insulting Islam. (by contrast I don't think religions deserve special immunity from insults in the first place)

We're not sure how reliable this report is, but the idea of burying terrorists' remains in pigskin seems like a good one. Of course, some might object that insulting someone's religion--even a terrorist's--is an ugly thing to do. But are terrorists really Muslims? After all, Islam is a religion of peace, right?

Well, perhaps Taranto is unaware of the historical precedent but this is not a new idea. Who first used this technique? Well, to best of my knowledge it was US Army Colonel Alexander Rodgers who was fighting Muslim Moro rebels in the Philippines in 1911.

In 1911, as attempts were made to disarm the Mohammedans, cotta warfare began to flame anew and the juramentados redoubled their efforts to get to close grips with the American soldiers. Jolo, the Moro capital, in American hands, was almost under a state of siege. It was under constant attack on the part of individual fanatics. One Moro penetrated the city walls through a drain and killed seven soldiers in the streets of Jolo before he was dropped by volley fire of the troops.

For trading purposes, 100 Moros were allowed within the city wall at one time. They were disarmed and searched at the gates by squads of soldiers, and all guard posts mounted four sentries. With all of these precautions, juramentados succeeded in running their crazed course at dreadful, frequent intervals. It was Colonel Alexander Rodgers of the 6th Cavalry who accomplished by taking advantage of religious prejudice what the bayonets and Krags had been unable to accomplish. Rodgers inaugurated a system of burying all dead juramentados in a common grave with the carcasses of slaughtered pigs. The Mohammedan religion forbids contact with pork; and this relatively simple device resulted in the withdrawal of juramentados to sections not containing a Rodgers. Other officers took up the principle, adding new refinements to make it additionally unattractive to the Moros. In some sections the Moro juramentado was beheaded after death and the head sewn inside the carcass of a pig. And so the rite of running juramentado, at least semi-religious in character, ceased to be in Sulu. The last cases of this religious mania occurred in the early decades of the century. The juramentados were replaced by the amucks. .. who were simply homicidal maniacs with no religious significance attaching to their acts.

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Comments
Rick said at March 6, 2003 7:57 PM:

If they are so freaked out about pigs why don't we drop a 12 ton Jimmy Dean Sausage roll on them?

d said at April 18, 2004 5:54 PM:

That is a fucking dispicable notion.
Terroists or not, insulting someone's religion is such a hideous way is absolutely volitile and makes you no better than the "terrorists" you're doing this injustice to.

I hope all you sick mother fuckers burn in hell (I'm sure you will)

That is all.

d said at April 18, 2004 5:55 PM:

That is a fucking dispicable notion.
Terroists or not, insulting someone's religion is such a hideous way is absolutely volitile and makes you no better than the "terrorists" you're doing this injustice to.

I hope all you sick mother fuckers burn in hell (I'm sure you will)

That is all.

cornelia said at May 11, 2004 4:13 AM:

if we do so there will be religion war..using pigs or pork are war against religion and not war for peace.

PorkPie said at June 16, 2004 6:20 PM:

I for one think it's a great idea.
Make an example of the bastards.
Stick entire hams up their asses and replace their tongues with bacon strips!
Yep.
Sounds good to me.
Where do I sign?
I'll do it!!
Oh!..Oh!..I have a better idea!
Cut the tops of injured terrorists' skulls off and allow live pigs to eat their brains until they die.
No virgins for you, ya punk-ass little bee-atch!!!
heh heh heh

eric said at September 7, 2004 8:51 PM:

I agree- you are not insulting the religion by burying terrorists in pig skins, you are insulting the religious nut that kill in the name on GOD! Sorry you are a fucking nut if you think it is right to kill at all.

D JOHNSEN said at September 20, 2004 11:47 PM:

I FEEL THAT IT WOULD NOT HURT TO TRY AND SEE IF IT WOULD SLOW THEM DOWN. THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH BEHEADING ANY OF OUR PEOPLE TO GET US TO DO WHAT THEY WANT. AT THIS POINT ANYTHING IS WORTH A TRY. WHY HAVE THE JEWS TRIED THIS WITH THE REMAINS OF SUCIDE BOMBERS. OR HAVE THEY?

J. Williams said at October 3, 2004 9:01 PM:

PUT DRIED PORK ON ISRAELI BUSSES!
I like all these ideas. We can terrorize the terrorists. All is not hopeless for us. All the terrorists can take is our Earthly bodies. We can take their eternities! We are empowered to turn the tables on these killers. Even make trades and deter suicide bombers.
We can trade pig skin wrapped terrorist remains for live hostages. They can unwrap their buddies after the trade.

Also put dried pork on Israeli busses. If a terrorist blows himself up, he knows he will spray his remains on some pork! No paradise reward for that mistake, thus no bombing. Sounds kind of corny to me, but really scary to a believer.

willyraghead said at November 9, 2004 11:53 AM:

""Wakeup world, millions of Evil Serial Killers , Mass Murders, Rapist, and LIARS are lose on the world, they call themselves islamic muslims and pray to a ( moon god ) called allah, they scream (allah akbar) as they cut off heads of people who will not pray to their MOON GOD , they live by an evil book called the (qur\’an), it teaches hate, and lies about God and Gods Laws. Muslims have and, are killing thousands of Innocent Children, Women, and Men around the world, beware, they are hateful, murders, rapist,and liars, God Have Mercy, As a group of people they are some, if not, the most Evil the world as ever seen. Learn of them, fear them, OR pray to their Moon God , this is horrible and true\". You can recognize Muslims by the rags on their heads and the hate in their eyes. They teach their young that only Allah fearing muslims are worthy of life and after life. their aim is to destroy us, they respect nothing; not even the lives of children. Every day there are bombings, every day innocent people are targeted and murdered. Unthinkable atrocities take place on daily basis. Terrorism is not an ideology, it is a tool; but the terrorists kill for an ideology. They call that ideology Islam. The entire world, both Muslims and non-Muslims claim that the terrorists have hijacked "the religion of peace" and Islam does not condone violence. Who is right? Do the terrorists understand Islam better, or do those who decry them? The answer to this question is the key to our victory, and failure to find that key will result in our loss and death will be upon us. The key is in the Quran and the history of Islam. Those of us, who know Islam, know that the understanding of the terrorists of Islam is correct. They are doing nothing that their prophet did not do and did not encourage his followers to do. Murder, rape, assassination, beheading, massacre and sacrilege of the dead "to delight the hearts of the believers" were all practiced by Muhammad, were taught by him and were observed by Muslims throughout their history.
If truth has ever mattered, it matters most now! This is the time that we have to call a spade a spade. This is the time that we have to find the root of the problem and eradicate it. The root of Islamic terrorism is Islam. The proof of that is the Quran. No matter how painful the truth may be, only truth can set us free. Why this much denial? Why so much obstinacy? How many more innocent lives should be lost before YOU open your eyes? A nuclear disaster is upon us. This will happen. It is not a question of "if" but "when". Oblivious of that, the world is digging its head deeper in the sand.
We urge the Muslims to leave Islam. Stop with excuses, justifications and rationalizations. Stop dividing mankind into "us" vs. "them" and Muslims vs. Kafirs. We are One people, One mankind! Muhammad was not a messenger of God. It is time that we end this insanity and face the truth. The terrorists take their moral support and the validation for their actions from you. Your very adherence to their cult of death is a nod of approval for their crimes against humanity.
We also urge the non-Muslims to stop being politically correct lest they hurt the sensitivities of the Muslims. To Hell with their sensitivities! Let us save their lives, and the lives of millions of innocent people.
Millions, if not billions of lives will be lost if we do nothing. Time is running out! "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing." Do something! Send this message to everyone in your address book and ask them to do the same. Defeat Islam and stop terrorism one billion dead evil muslims is not to many
Why it is impossible that I could become a Muslim: I am incabable of wiping my ass with my left hand

George the Terrible said at November 12, 2004 11:08 PM:

Moslems and their scurvy ilk are little more than deluded atavistic idiots bent on destroying civilization in the name of their non-existent moon-god allah and his pedophile prophet mohammed. The moslems had better thank their oinking pig-god that I'm not running this globe; I'd get rid of those bastards in any way that I could, all 1.2 billion of them. Forget about their idiotic 'sensitivities', religion is bullshit anyway, dreampt up by devious men to control other men, nothing more. Those bloodthirsty clowns think they're so bad, raping and killing children in Russia and beheading bound individuals who have no chance of defending themselves? They strike me as deranged serial killers.
A suggestion that I would impliment immediately: round up a hundred of those bastards in Baghdad or wherever, dip a running chainsaw bar in a bucket of lard, then saw their heads off and let them rot in the streets among piles of blowfly covered hog guts and carcasses - all before running video cameras. I'd bet the other moslems would stop their beheading and terrorism antics pretty damn quick - if we only had the BALLS to do it! As a non-believer in ANY god, survival of the fittest is the ONLY rule people, and Western Civilization had better get off it's collective ass and dispose of all of the moslem saracens BEFORE they dispose of US.
As for myself, I'll get more of those bastards than they'll ever get of me, using a full-auto AKM spitting 7.62x39 FMJ, naturally covered with pig blood, hog lard, et cetera.

J. Williams said at November 17, 2004 11:25 AM:

here is a PHOTO: Al Zarqawi's Severed Head in Pig Pen. Go to link-->
http://members.fortunecity.com/ac6ts/index-10.html
Hope all enjoy it.

It is correct in all ways including politically because it is blessed by Allah. (who makes anything ok if you say it is so)

DONVAN said at January 12, 2005 2:15 PM:

HOLD ON THERE PARDNER,I DONT SUPPOSE ANYONE EVER ASKED THE PIG! NO SELF RESPECTING
SWINE WOULD LET THEMSELVES BE BURIED WITH A MUSLIM. THATS A SURE DETOUR FROM PIG HEAVEN.MS PIGGY IN A BURKA, OH NO, SAY IT AINT SO. SO THATS WHY WE DON'T HAVE MUSLIM FOOTBALL PLAYERS, THE FOOTBALL BEING A PIG SKIN. OH WELL IF WE MUST,WE MUST.
PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THE PIG THATS IT'S NOT PERSONAL, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SAVE HUMANITY
FROM THEIR NOT SO DISTANT COUSINS WHO HAVE GONE BAD.
HOW 'BOUT FRIED PORK RINDS IN AIR PLANES FOR SNACKS!!
HAVEN'T THE LEFTIES PASSED SOME LAW ABOUT DISCRIMINATION AGAINST SWINE?
WE CAN SUE THE MUSLIMS FOR,(OINK,OINK)DISCRIMINATION..

Dave, the biker said at January 18, 2005 4:26 PM:

I'd like to see Miss Piggy in a burka, She's hot! LOL!

ben swift said at April 22, 2005 2:32 AM:

moslems appear to follow the devil.osama is the anti-christ.zaqarwi & the jordanian are terrorist moslems.moslems supposedly love death.why is the west so soft?now the west has the technology ,every one of the moslem devils could be erased by the mother of all neutron bomb blasts.what is the west waiting for.there must be someone willing to enter the launch codes.
moslems hate the west so why do they still infiltrate the west like a plague or virus.foreign invaders from islam can & must be totally eliminated,no quarter given.
every one in the free world should & must do their duty to help the pigs of islam to speed their way to hell where they all belong.

ali sinna said at April 23, 2005 2:22 AM:

most of the things mentioned about islam was true that they were trained of deception. have you noticed that every country was facing a problem if there's a muslim because they were taught of killing and murdering innocent people. you can check this site http://www.prophetofdoom.net/ & http://www.answering-islam.org/ & http://www.faithfreedom.org/.

Bill Hennessy said at May 4, 2005 2:37 PM:

Insulting Islam? Give me a break. Mocking their belief in the unclean animals would be an insult. Burying terrorists in pig skin validates their beliefs, but makes that belief a weapon against them. It's a brilliant strategy. We should be sweeping the remains of the suicide bomber into pork skins right now. Deny them the benefits of their terror.

y said at May 28, 2005 3:03 PM:

u silly people. burying someone in pig skin isn't going to get them denied access into heaven. it's what's inside that counts. the body is just a vessel. the soul isn't going to be wrapped in pigskin. all of that. everyone just stop blowing people and shit up, k?

zif said at July 7, 2005 10:15 AM:

Islam imposes a threat to the whole world which is far worse than deforestation, nuclear destruction or AIDS. It is an insidious, devilish disease creeping into the veins of the world. Every individual must realise the destructive and evil nature of this religion, for it eats away at the very foundation of humanity which is an individual's ability to think individually and act accordingly. The LONDON BLASTS bring forth the true nature of Islam.

Cranky dude said at July 7, 2005 7:30 PM:

The pig solution has to be worth trying-this is a fight that will not be won by making nice.

These Muslim assholes deserve every form of degregation that civilization can dream up!!

john bean said at July 9, 2005 2:02 AM:

moslems are lower down the scale than a virus but just as lethal and potentially more of a threat.all moslems are potentially terrorists.all moslems love death on their terms.therin possibly lies the answer.no more moslem prisoners,no more propaganda photos ,just erase every moslem terrorist everywhere.lawyers & the fascist left will cry crocodile tears as they are collaborators & apologists for moslems who are all agents of the devil & followers of satan who clearly is mohhamad the paedophile.there are no good moslems ,even dead ones.they are all evil.moslems should be fed to dogs & pigs.these are among many things the moslems hate.another deterrence would be to eliminate every moslem family member linked however tenously to a moslem terrorist/suicide murderer.knocking down the home of suicide bombers does not work.every moslem who is a terrorist should have been & must be eliminated.all moslems have such hatred for all non-moslems its about time all these people realised its far safer & preferable to eliminate the islamic threat totally once & for all.then you will have a semblance of peace.moslems are satans curse on earth.moslems are more like snakes than everyone else.rather than deter moslem murderers eliminate,erase level to the dust & dirt that the moslem swine crawl along daily.

me said at July 9, 2005 9:39 AM:

I think the muslim terrorist should be forced to perform sex acts on pigs and drink pigs semen and forced fed pork

Bill_In_Iraq said at July 10, 2005 1:51 AM:

BELIEF is a powerful thing. We believe in a civil society and that everyone has a fair shake to believe what they want. To each, his own.

The beliefs of the insurgents is that all those who do not believe in their way, must die. They have the added rule that if you make contact with unclean things, such as pigs, you will not be allowed into a clean place such as heaven.

If the threat of being unclean does not stop a muslim terrorist, then he cannot be a muslim. The power of his belief becomes diminished among his followers. "If we are not doing this to be good followers of Allah, then why are we doing this at all?"

the unfortunate thing is that many of the countries in which religious zealots have power, are countries where education and literacy is discouraged. The religious schools are based on verbal teachings from some dirty bearded man. "Hey kids! I know the Koran. It says kill the Americans and Jews. TRUST ME! I've read it!!! No, don't bother learning to read. Just trust me. OR YOU'LL GET THE BACK OF MY HAND!!"

A stable society and quality education for the masses will stop this insanity.

-Bill in Iraq

Bill_In_Iraq said at July 10, 2005 1:56 AM:

Actually, the Israeli military once announced that they were testing "pork-filled hollow-point bullets" as a means of detering militants.

Obviously the militants no longer saw the anti-Jews in Israel movement as a religious one. Now it's more of a political rights against Israeli oppression and a get-me-some revenge movement.

-Bill In Iraq

Arnold the Pig said at July 22, 2005 4:19 AM:

Noooooooooooooooo! Stop the pig slaughter. Read more on the history of these bastards. they have been killing since day one.
http://www.frontline.org.za/news/end_of_islam.htm

Diana said at July 24, 2005 9:14 PM:

Interesting discussion, gang. I read sometime back on another discussion that if Israeli police started to carry pig blood, and let it be known it would be spilled on suicide bombers, that would significantly reduce the bombing, as Moslems consider the pig an unclean animal, and pig blood would block entry to Heaven. That leads to interesting possibilities if it’s true. The catch is, that may be considered dirty fighting, and Israelis are too image conscious to do such a thing. Although why terrorists deserve clean fighting is one I haven’t figured out yet. But, police participation isn't even necessary. If Israeli citizens who aren’t Jews who follow Kosher diets, (and there are plenty of them,) started wearing vials of pig blood on neck chains, along with buttons stating they are wearing them, suicide bombers may think twice. After all, somebody near them wearing pig blood would immediately contaminate them after detonation. And it’s not like the pig blood is being forced on them. They would have a clear warning, and be able to make a choice. As far as that goes, individual Israelis don’t need to really wear the pig blood. They only have to wear the warning button and vial of any red liquid of their choice. The possibility may be enough of a deterrent.

So – who wants to start selling the vials and buttons in Israel? You can start marketing at www.shopinisrael.com.

Diana

Hater of Hatemongers said at August 3, 2005 5:56 PM:

Radical Muslims? The ONLY thing they understand is brute force. The answer is simple; Kill every fucking one of them.

camron said at August 10, 2005 11:04 AM:

It's easy to kill any muslim the thing is if west have courage resist them with logic prove them wrong in human history muslims have killed far less people as compared to others the first code of HUMAN RIGHT was presented by Muslims dig out their teaching today they themselves are not following their religions their kids carry all pooh(piggy) stuff.Try to find a real muslim it's a challange and dont't think who so ever claims muslim is muslim.

allah the pig said at October 11, 2005 3:14 PM:

Lost Verses of the Koran

Surah 115: The Pig

Bismillah:

The hurried flight of the Hegira had led the Muslims to a fertile oasis, where they were at last safe from their many enemies in Mecca.
Pausing, each thanked Allah the moon-god for their good fortune.
Assembling at a long table, they enjoyed rare delicacies brought by bare-breasted sirens whose faces were veiled. During the feast Muhammad sternly forbade his disciples to partake of pig flesh, while fondling the youthful breasts of a Nubian girl named Sheba.
Obeying the Prophet, the pilgrims partook of the succulent flesh of jackals and vultures, washing their food down with strong wine.
“I never dreamed I’d have to eat the loins of a jackal, let alone the bitter entrails of a cursed vulture,” observed a hungry pilgrim named Ahmed to a fellow Muslim, choking on the unpalatable morsels.
“Neither did I, but the Holy Prophet has ordered it,” grumbled another starving follower, almost heaving as he consumed greasy vulture flesh.
“A rancid pork chop would taste a hell of a lot better than this crap does,” retorted Ahmed.
“It’s an acquired taste brother, you’ll get used to it,” spoke up another, smiling with a mouthful of rotten teeth.
“I don’t think so,” replied Ahmed, forcing down a burned jackal testicle.
An uncaring Muhammad, famished, greedily wolfed down roasted jackal in enjoyment, quaffing from an earthenware wine carafe on occasion, while choosing which of the sirens that would soon endure his favors.
The meal finished in the late afternoon, a drunken, lustful Muhammad initiated a sex orgy with the sirens, the debauched Holy Prophet, Allah speaking through him, declaring all earlier betrothals or marriages of the women he knew null and void.
The Muslims celebrated their good fortune, again thanking Allah for the bounty they had been blessed to receive.
Later, as Muhammad sat half-naked under a palm tree, masturbating to the thought of molesting little girls, Ahmed chanced by and remarked, "Oh great prophet, why does Allah say that we cannot dine on delicious porcine flesh?"
"Why?" asked Muhammad blithely, closing his filthy, tattered, moth-eaten robe, "Because Allah's younger retarded cyclops brother is a pig, and Allah doesn't want us killing his holy kinfolk."
"Allah is a pig?" asked an incredulous Ahmed, staring at Muhammad.
"Of course," replied the deranged Prophet Muhammad, hallucinating thanks to ingesting strong hashish minutes earlier.
"That's ridiculous, why in hell do we worship pigs?" asked Ahmed sharply, thinking his flight from Mecca may have been the result of heeding the words of a false prophet, possessed of a capricious desert demon who delighted in seeing them consume the flesh of vermin.
"Because they're better than we are," answered a smiling Muhammad, now fantasizing about raping little boys, "Look at me, I'm little more than a lecherous child molester, thief and murderer!"
"True, but pigs can't even talk!" exclaimed a sardonic Ahmed, digging a heel into the sand.
"Allah can, he speaks to me in my dreams," retorted the wildly hallucinating Muhammad, barely able to focus on Ahmed, seeing him in double vision.
"You're a madman Muhammad," declared a disgusted Ahmed, "I'm heading back to join the infidels in Mecca!"
"Who cares?" retorted Muhammad, slurring his words and breaking into riotous laughter.
Prophet Muhammad, opening his robe and again reaching for his flaccid sex organ, was too occupied with masturbating his building erection to reply further, while Ahmed, shaking his head in disbelief, disappeared behind a sand dune.
"What a stupid, perverted, licentious bastard," spat Ahmed, walking off, adding, "Muhammad is crazier than a shithouse rat!"

Surah 116: The Pervert

Bismillah:

And it came to pass that Prophet Muhammad was growing ever hornier and more depraved: In a dream it was revealed by Allah that he was to molest a young girl named Ayesha.
Drunk on strong wine, the Prophet looked to a follower named Khalil and announced, “Allah has said I am to have sex on this day with a child; the virgin daughter of my brother in law Abu.”
“What?” asked a frowning, incredulous Khalil, holding a wine bottle, taken back by the remark and turning to Muhammad.
“I am to know Abu’s daughter Ayesha,” declared Muhammad, a finger in the air, becoming visibly aroused at the thought having sex with her.
“She is but a little girl who plays with dolls; her womb does not yet weep, are you insane?” asked Khalil, knowing in his heart that the Prophet was little more than a pervert, thief, liar and murderer.
“Probably, but it is the will of Allah”, a chuckling Muhammad stated to himself, staggering off to the hovel of Ayesha.
“What a twisted devil the Prophet is – the will of Allah my ass, he’s just an evil, depraved monster who lusts after the flesh,” Khalil mumbled disgustedly, putting the bottle to his parched lips.
An oblivious and uncaring Muhammad blundered down the street, weaving as he went, arriving at the hovel shortly thereafter.
Knocking on the door, Ayesha’s mother Umm appeared.
“What do you want Prophet?” she asked with disdain, staring at the debauched Muhammad, clad in a filthy tan robe covered in dust and wine stains, a lone flea crawling upon his moustache near his nostrils.
“Bismillah, I am here to take your daughter Ayesha in bed,” the Prophet answered bluntly, slurring his words.
“You licentious beast!” exclaimed the girl’s mother, “She is only six years old, if it is indeed the will of Allah, take me instead to satisfy your wanton depravity!”
“Taking you is not the will of Allah,” retorted a smiling Muhammad, the scent of wine heavy on his foul breath, “You are a wrinkled and faded flower without comeliness; be gone with your favors; I could never get a hard on at the likes of you.”
Enraged by her rebuff, Muhammad smote her upon the face with a backhand.
“That is what one gets for disobeying the will of Allah,” declared Muhammad, his words punctuated by a loud belch, “Take me to Ayesha, that I may know her on this day!”
Obeying, Umm reluctantly led Muhammad to the room of Ayesha, opening the door.
“This perverted Prophet here wants to screw you,” announced Umm with a frown, Muhammad ogling the virgin child in double vision.
“But you knew my cousin Abdullah, younger brother of Ahmed not an hour ago,” replied a shocked Ayesha, dropping her doll, revolted by the sight of the filthy, lascivious pedophile Muhammad.
“Be that as it may, Allah has said I will also know you,” answered Muhammad with an expectant smile, the gleam of lust in his eyes.
“Why me?” asked Ayesha, looking to the Prophet with trepidation.
“Because Allah has said it and I am horny, let us lay down, that I may know you,” ordered Muhammad blithely as he removed his robe, Ayesha’s mother shaking her head in helpless disgust and closing the door.

Surah 117: The Murderer

Bismillah:

Mohammed and his followers enjoyed many days away from Mecca at the oasis, home of his oafish brother in law, Abu Bakr, who was also Muslim.
Dining on roast jackal, vultures and snakes, their strength was renewed by the bounty Allah the moon-god provided: plentiful food for their bellies and plentiful sirens for their carnal pleasure.
Khalil was upset that the Prophet was an evil lecherous pedophile who had known a little girl, so he went to the home of Ayesha to speak with her father, Abu the oaf.
He made his way to the hovel, and knocked on the door.
Ayesha’s mother opened the door, frowning as she beheld another of Prophet Muhammad’s followers.
“Is life not bad enough, what are you here for, to rape my daughter, me, or one of my sons?” she inquired with disdain.
“Indeed not woman, I must speak with your husband, not you,” replied Khalil sharply, who as a good Muslim, looked down upon women as little more than objects of pleasure, or dogs to be beaten into submission.
“My husband Abu is very drunk,” she related, lowering her gaze in respect for Khalil.
Khalil entering the hovel, the oaf Abu appeared from a side room holding a wine bottle, and slurred, “What do want here, follower of the Prophet?”
“I must speak with you regarding your little daughter Ayesha,” answered Khalil.
“What about her?” asked Abu, blinking his eyes and trying to focus on the man.
“The Prophet came unto her in her room a fortnight ago; do you not know?” asked Khalil bluntly.
“He has come unto her many times since, she is his wife,” replied the unconcerned oaf.
“His wife you say - you permitted it?” asked Khalil, stunned by the revelation.
“Of course; he has come unto one of my nephews too, Muhammad is a pederast, it is the will of Allah,” declared a shrugging Abu.
“He’s raping our child you drunken bastard!” exclaimed a tearful Umm, looking to Khalil.
Abu smote her across the face, admonishing, “Take care woman, speak not ill of Prophet Muhammad, it is the will of Allah. The Prophet first knew Ayesha in a dream, when Gabriel showed her to him, uncovering her body for him to see.”
“That is really sick, she’s only six years old,” observed Khalil, shaking his head.
“Better for the great Prophet to know her than one of the infidels,” declared a smiling Abu with arms in the air.
“Prophet my ass, Muhammad is a depraved monster possessed of a demon; how could permit such a thing, you are her father!” exclaimed Khalil in utter disgust.
“Yes I am, and the Prophet says I will know her too,” confessed Abu, contemplating the odd thought of having sex with his own daughter.
Umm burst into tears and sobbed, throwing herself to the floor upon hearing Abu’s repugnant words.
A fearful Khalil fled the hovel, not knowing what to think; realizing Muhammad and his brother in law Abu were licentious perverts and vicious rapers of children, possessed of capricious and malevolent demons.
Later, Abu spoke with the Prophet while they entered a brothel together. He told him of the strange encounter with Khalil.
Khalil’s an idiot, he takes Islam much too seriously,” replied a chuckling Muhammad, looking to his oafish brother in law.
“It is a bad omen Prophet, Khalil woefully disdains your marriage to Ayesha, and disdains that I am to know her too,” declared Abu, even he feeling deep down that such a liaison was distasteful, but knowing it was the unalterable will of Allah, the moon god.
“It is the will of Allah for you to know your daughter, did not Lot of Sodom know his daughters in the cave?” asked a slurring Muhammad, quite drunk, leaning against a wall to steady himself.
“Yes Prophet, he did,” answered Abu with firm resolve, nodding.
“Indeed, it was and is Allah’s will,” replied Muhammad confidently, picking a flea from his beard and crushing it between his fingernails, “As for our problem, I will have a dream tonight, and Allah will order me to kill Khalil.”
“He will?” asked Abu, putting a hand to his chin in confusion, “But I thought the Perfect, Most Merciful Pig Allah never revealed his intentions until you had a dream.”
“No matter oaf, he is making his will known to me by making me drink strong wine on this day,” corrected a quickly lying Muhammad, holding up a bottle.
“Don’t you drink strong wine everyday?” asked a sardonic Abu.
“Not as strong as this stuff,” replied the Prophet with a broad smile, “It has hashish oil in it; let us partake of a pair of this brothel’s women and enjoy wine together.”
As Muhammad and Abu descended into more revelry and debauchery, a troubled Khalil approached another of the Prophet’s followers, the one with rotten teeth. Telling him of his woes, he awaited the reply.
“Who cares what he does, have vulture and some wine,” declared the man, tearing a leg from a roasted, maggot-ridden carcass and offering it to Khalil.
“You don’t care that Muhammad is a deranged pervert who has sex with little children?” asked Khalil, taking the leg.
“Hell no, I’m only here for the food, I was starving in the alleys of Mecca before I met Muhammad,” replied the rotten toothed man, grabbing more vulture flesh and a wine bottle.
“Oh,” answered a defeated Khalil, taking a bite from the leg and reaching for wine.
Late evening came, with Khalil and the other followers drunk and passed out in their tent.
Muhammad and Abu awoke at the brothel after midnight, rested and refreshed.
“What are we to do about Khalil?” asked Abu as they left via a side door, avoiding an encounter with the brothel’s madam, to whom they owed money.
“Leave that to me oaf,” answered the Prophet blithely, holding up a hand, “In my dream Allah told me how to deal with him.”
Muhammad headed down the street and stealthily entered the tent of his followers, intent on taking Khalil’s life. Abu Bakr followed him through the entrance, looking about for possible witnesses.
Holding an oiled leather garrote, the smiling Prophet mercilessly strangled the sleeping Khalil, knowing in his heart that it was the will of Allah.
The helpless follower struggled defiantly as a determined Muhammad gritted his teeth and pulled the garrote tighter, crushing Khalil’s windpipe, the Prophet letting out foul gas from his posterior due to the exertion. The struggling ceased; he and Abu then quietly removed the body from the tent and carried it into the desert.
“That takes care of that problem,” declared a satisfied Muhammad as he pocketed the garrote, he and Abu making their way to his hovel so he could know his young wife Ayesha again.
“When will I know her Prophet?” inquired Abu in the lamplit hovel, looking to his daughter’s room.
“Very soon, Allah has said it, go know your wife Umm for now, oaf,” suggested Muhammad with a smile, opening the door to Ayesha’s room.

Surah 118: The Liar

Bismillah:

Time passed, and a strengthened Muhammad and his followers left the fertile oasis. The Prophet was joined by his young wife Ayesha and her father, oaf Abu, who left the remainder of his family stranded at the oasis, his wife Umm dying of grief shortly afterward.
Not one of the party dared question the vanishing of Khalil, some fearing that they too would vanish, perhaps due to Allah’s will or worse.
Muhammad told his followers that Khalil was an evil infidel, and had fled because he had coveted Ayesha, the child looking to her husband the Prophet, she and her father knowing he was not telling the truth.
“That is not true my father, Khalil only came to tell you of the Prophet knowing me,” Ayesha whispered, she and Abu standing only a few cubits from Muhammad.
“Take care in what you utter among others child, some things are better kept to oneself,” answered Abu quietly, not half the oaf the Prophet thought he was.
The rotten toothed man was listening intently; he had watched from the shadows while a smiling Muhammad strangled Khalil, but wisely kept this knowledge to himself, vowing to flee the group at the earliest opportunity.
Abu Bakr, fulfilling the will of Allah, came unto his daughter Ayesha over several evenings in a tent at the beckoning of the Holy Prophet, oddly finding her favors more satisfying than those of his wife.
Feeling strange from the experience of knowing his own daughter, a troubled Abu sought wise Muhammad’s advice.
“It was the will of Allah,” declared the debauched Muhammad, drunk on strong wine, “Allah has also revealed it is you which will sire her firstborn in her twelfth year; her incestuous bastard child Fatima.”
“I will?” asked Abu, incredulous that he would be siring a child by his own daughter.
“Yes,” replied the Prophet, removing his filthy robe, “But first I must satisfy my carnal urges, by indulging in her favors myself.”
Prophet Muhammad entered the tent and came unto the young Ayesha, who complained that she was sore from knowing her father three times in one day.
Striking her across the face, Muhammad admonished, “Keep your mouth shut wife and be thankful to Allah that only I and your father are knowing you.”
“Yes Holy Prophet,” Ayesha replied, closing her eyes and wincing in pain as Muhammad again knew her.
Arriving in Medina the following week, the Muslims found friends in this city, delighting in drunken revelry and the favors of veiled, tempting harlots with dark eyes.
A lecherous Muhammad, Ayesha and his brother in law Abu took up residence at a fine brothel, the Prophet and the oaf sampling the offerings over many weeks, finding that Medina had the finest of all harlots in the land.
Many residents of Medina found that Islam was a faith that appealed to them, Allah’s unalterable will moving the people, they abandoning their staid ways, joining with Prophet Muhammad in idleness, licentious revelry and drunkenness.
Abu later visited the Prophet in his tent, informing him of dreadful news that Medina was host to a band of Jews.
“Jews you say, the people of the book,” answered Muhammad, “They are bitter enemies of Allah and Islam; we will not suffer such people to live in our midst.”
“But there are 40 score or more of them in the city Prophet, do the warriors of Allah have the numbers to defeat them?” asked Abu.
“Of course oaf,” declared the evil Muhammad, “We shall wait until the dark of night, prowling by stealth, and then cut their throats as they slumber; Allah has willed it.”
Listening in the shadows, the rotten toothed man determined it was time for him to flee. Regardless of the free food, he wanted no part of a group of vicious, skulking cowards who would slaughter people as they slept.
Allah’s will was fulfilled on the next night, 40 score Jews meeting their end at the hands of the deranged, murderous pedophile Muhammad and his obedient Muslims.

Surah 119: The Thief

Bismillah:

A fortnight passed, with many of the remaining people of Medina embracing Islam, and others fleeing for their lives, with the exception of a wealthy merchant named Sabri and his family.
Sabri vexed the followers with his words that Prophet Muhammad was little more than a drunken liar, murderer, and wanton sexual pervert; a lascivious monster and pedophile who kept the company of prostitutes, drunks and the slothful.
In another dream, the Holy Prophet learned that the vexing merchant had to be silenced, and that he had been chosen by Allah to murder him.
Telling Abu of his dream, he and Abu plotted the murder of Sabri the merchant. After enjoying strong wine together, they headed to his home on a dark late evening, let in by a lovely servant girl.
Muhammad and the oaf Abu observed the opulence of his residence; Sabri dressed in a fine silk robe with a silk turban, seven rings of gold and silver on his fingers.
His wife and the lovely servant girl brought food and a carafe of diluted wine for her husband, they disdainfully looking upon the filthy, debauched Prophet and his henchman Abu.
“Why will you not submit to Islam, it is the will of Allah,” declared the evil Muhammad, looking to Sabri, looking for the chance to end his life.
“The will of Allah my ass, you Muhammad are a murderous debauched lecher and raper of children. Your loathsome followers feed on the rancid flesh of vermin instead of fine pork roasts, and defile all that they touch,” declared a disgusted Sabri, noting that the Prophet was drunk, dressed in a filthy tattered robe, with his unkempt hair and long beard matted with dirt.
“I consume the flesh of vermin too, Great Allah is a Holy, Merciful Pig, it is not halal to dine on the sacred flesh of his younger brothers,” declared Muhammad with a finger in the air, Abu nodding in agreement.
“No, it is you who are a pig, you deranged cretin possessed of a vile demon,” retorted Sabri angrily, looking upon the Prophet with hatred in his eyes.
“Those who do not submit to the will of Allah will suffer dire consequences,” threatened Abu, looking about for anyone who would dare stop them. Observing only two women in the house, he smiled, knowing that the will of Allah was about to be fulfilled.
Sabri paused, staring at the Prophet and Abu in contempt, hoping he could in some way persuade them to leave the city, noting that business had fallen off to practically nothing since the arrival of the Muslims.
“Look, if I give you money, will you and yours flee Medina and never return?” asked Sabri with folded hands, hoping he could encourage them to leave with a payment of fine gold.
“I can’t leave,” declared a smiling Muhammad, “I am serving Great Allah, the Most Merciful Pig.”
Sabri, confused for a moment, replied, “But I thought Allah was the moon goddess of Mecca.”
“Whatever,” retorted a shrugging, uncaring Muhammad while picking his nose, he knowing that Allah didn’t exist anyway.
“You are destroying Medina with your vile harlotry and wicked ways!” exclaimed Sabri.
The Prophet laughed, and replied, “Indeed not, Allah is guiding my hand in this and all my actions, providing me and my followers with what we desire: food, fine drink and the company of willing sirens, like your lovely servant girl back there.”
“My servant girl is betrothed to a good man in Mecca, you will not speak ill of her, nor will you covet her favors,” declared Sabri, noting Muhammad leering through an open door, ogling the girl and his wife.
“I will do as I wish,” retorted the evil Muhammad with another laugh, reaching into his tattered, filthy robe and producing the garrote, “I covet the favors of your servant girl, and will take her to my bed for a concubine on this night. Those such as you will not stop the will of Allah or his Messenger.”
Abu rose while the Prophet was speaking and smote Sabri upon the face with a closed fist, knocking the silk turban from his head. Muhammad descended upon him like a viper, pulling the garrote tightly around his throat, strangling him in his chair while his wife and servant girl screamed.
“Be silent women, it is the will of Allah!” Muhammad yelled through gritted teeth as he took the life of Sabri. Oaf Abu moved into the room and beat them into submission while a struggling Sabri kicked the wine carafe from the table, it shattering on the floor.
Sabri’s life vanquished, Prophet Muhammad exhaled loudly and let the lifeless body tumble to the floor.
The trembling women remained silent as Abu returned to the Prophet with them.
“Where is your money?” asked a greedy Abu of Sabri’s wife.
“A box of gold and silver is in our bedroom,” answered his tearful wife, almost fainting from Abu’s foul breath.
“I’ll get it,” volunteered a smiling Muhammad, pulling the garrote from the body, “Get the rings from his fingers oaf.”
The Prophet returned with a box of glittering coins, pleased that Allah had provided such bounty for his followers.
“I can’t get the last ring off,” complained Abu, having pocketed six others.
“Cut off his finger to get it, and take his robe and turban too,” ordered Muhammad, determined not to leave one valuable item in the house.
Abu obeyed, reaching for a knife on the table, slicing off the finger and pulling the ring from it.
Arriving at the brothel, the Prophet celebrated his good fortune by knowing Sabri’s wife and the servant girl, annulling the widow’s marriage and the girl’s betrothal in the eyes of Allah.
Later that evening Abu was given Sabri’s widow for a concubine, as he had grown weary of Ayesha’s favors, also needing an able slave to cook and serve him.
Having to beat her before he knew her, Abu thanked Allah and Muhammad for the welcome gift of Sabri’s wife.

Surah 120: The Hypocrite

Bismillah:

More time passed, with some of Muhammad’s followers finding the Prophet’s actions in Medina going against everything he had preached in Mecca, seeing him as Khalil, the rotten toothed man, and the merchant Sabri had seen him: an evil, debauched rapist, pedophile, liar, and murderer.
These and other apostate followers were quickly slaughtered as infidels, fulfilling the will of Allah; a smiling Muhammad strangling many of them as they slept.
Even Abu began to think that Muhammad’s wanton depravity may have been going too far when he encountered him in a tent knowing several young Jewish boys that had been taken captive.
“Prophet, some of the followers are complaining that you are denying them participation in the bounty given us by Allah, and that you are also practicing strange acts that Allah has forbidden to others,” related Abu, frowning at the displeasing thought of Muhammad knowing little boys.
“They want some of the gold, right oaf?” asked a drunken Muhammad, dressed in Sabri’s silk robe and turban, seven rings of gold and silver upon his greasy fingers, the fine garb growing filthier with each passing day.
“That, and some of them would also like to have some of the girls and boys for concubines,” answered Abu.
“They cannot have the little boys, Allah has given them to me for my carnal pleasure,” declared the lascivious Prophet, “As for the little girls, give them to the followers as wives, so that their carnal desires can be sated; it is the will of Allah.”
“Others say that you don’t practice what you have preached,” added a fidgeting Abu, hoping not to arouse Muhammad’s maniacal wrath.
“I’m only the messenger, Allah’s revelations don’t apply to me,” retorted Muhammad, releasing a tearful Jewish boy from his carnal embrace.
“What about me?” asked Abu.
“They don’t apply to you either oaf; would you like a lovely little boy for your carnal pleasure?” slurred the depraved sodomite Muhammad, lustfully leering at another boy he had chosen next to debauch.
“No, I find not that boys appeal to me,” answered Abu quietly, though he was a lecherous pedophile and incestuous pervert, he had no desire to sodomize little boys.
“Suit yourself oaf, more for me to enjoy,” answered the Prophet with a chuckle, undressing another captive boy, returning to his lecherous pederasty as Abu left the tent.
The city of Medina had been taken completely by the conquering Muslims, they reveling in their murderous victory over the infidels and Jews.
In another dream, it was revealed to Muhammad by Allah that they were to attack and conquer the city of Mecca. They were to subdue it and convert the inhabitants there to Islam, after which the Prophet was to take a pagan shrine called the Kaaba and defile it in the name of Allah.
“In Mecca there is glittering plunder, fine gold to steal, and many women to be taken for concubines,” declared the Prophet, “Allah has said to have faith in him and we will not fail; are you with me, warriors for Islam?”
The devoted followers answered, shouting in unison: There is no god but Allah the Pig, and Muhammad is his prophet!”
“We will need weapons to defeat them,” Abu observed, looking to the Holy Prophet.
“Easily done oaf,” replied an unconcerned Muhammad, ordering several henchmen to plunder the city of metal so weapons could be quickly fashioned.
Bronze implements were seized from every home; plowshares were heated and beaten into fine scimitars for the devoted followers.
As his followers labored over hot forges, Muhammad gave a sermon, declaring that vengeance, blood and death would rain down upon Mecca in the name of Allah.
The work completed over several days, a feast was held by the warriors of Islam to further strengthen them for the long journey; the flesh of rats, snakes, vultures and jackals gracing their tables. The hungry Prophet had a willing siren prepare his favorite of all dishes, fat dung beetles boiled in seasoned vulture broth.
“We should give Allah our thanks for the bounty he has provided,” declared Muhammad, seated at the head of his table beside Abu, crushing the hard shell of a dung beetle between his filthy brown teeth.
All bowed their heads in prayer, thanking Allah for the food he had provided.
“Would you like to enjoy a tasty dung beetle oaf?” asked the Prophet, turning to his brother in law, offering one to him.
“No thanks,” replied a nauseated Abu, choking down a plateful of greasy rat flesh.
Washing the unseemly morsels down with strong wine, Muhammad and his followers filled their bellies with the bitter flesh of vermin and then enjoyed the welcome favors of tempting, veiled harlots with dark eyes.
The Muslims, their women and their captives set out for Mecca on the following week, determined to exact Allah’s revenge on the people who dwelt there.
“There are many able men in Mecca, much more than we have,” observed Abu, realizing their numbers were wanting when compared to the teeming hordes of infidels occupying Mecca.
“Allah will watch over us oaf,” replied Muhammad, a sharp scimitar on his hip, he unsure as to what the outcome would be, but keeping this from the others and preparing for the worst.
“There aren’t enough of us Prophet – how will we win?” asked Abu with his arms in the air, looking at their limited numbers, no more than 50 score of able men in the service of Allah.
“Great Allah has said it, they in Mecca will embrace Islam or die for resisting his will,” the vengeful Prophet declared as Medina disappeared behind them in the distance.
A thoughtful Abu wondered why Allah would wish his followers to attack a fortified city where they were outnumbered, and also as to why Allah would have chosen a debauched murderer and licentious pervert for his Prophet.
“Oh well, it is the will of Allah,” agreed a sardonic Abu, much too committed to the deranged Prophet and Islam to back out, checking for the scimitar on his hip.

Surah 121: The Coward

Bismillah:

Returning to the oasis to gather strength before attacking Mecca, Muhammad and his followers again feasted on the bitter flesh of vermin and partook of the favors of eager women, the depraved Prophet coming unto the veiled, bare breasted Nubian harlot Sheba.
Oaf Abu learned that his wife Umm had died, Muhammad stating to him over strong wine that it was Allah’s will.
A grieving Abu came unto his new wife, the widow of Sabri, and also knew his daughter Ayesha, fulfilling the will of Allah the Pig.
The Holy Prophet also lusted for Abu’s bride, demanding that he be permitted to lay with her again.
A shrugging Abu handed her over, an angry Muhammad having to beat the stiff-necked infidel woman once again before he knew her.
“You evil murderous beast!” she screamed in tears as Muhammad was knowing her, “May the gods of my fathers destroy you and all you have wrought!”
“How dare you attempt to curse me or Allah,” grunted the Prophet as he reached orgasm, his fetid breath causing her to heave, “Take care woman, or I will expose you as the sorceress you are, giving you over to be stoned by my devoted followers.”
“Better to be dead than to endure your vile attentions again,” Abu’s wife retorted as the Prophet rose from her bed.
“Bitch,” Muhammad muttered as he left Abu’s tent, adjusting his filthy silk turban.
Leaving the oasis on the third day, the devoted Muslims resumed their journey to Mecca, Abu still troubled about their limited numbers and telling the Holy Prophet of his doubts.
“Don’t worry oaf, we will remain behind while the first wave of our brothers besiege and subdue the infidels in Mecca,” Muhammad declared in a low tone of voice, Ayesha looking up to him and frowning.
“Do you have a problem with that wife?” asked Muhammad, strangely controlling his compulsion to beat her for daring to disagree with Allah’s unalterable will.
Ayesha remained silent and looked to the ground, Abu answering, “I thought we would lead them in battle.”
“No, we are to remain behind and observe the followers take the city, it is the will of Allah,” replied Muhammad, he filled with doubts and preferring to watch from afar, as the strong hashish he had eaten in Medina had worn off long ago.
Arriving outside the city walls under cover of night, the Muslims prepared for battle in the only way they knew: skulking by stealth and murdering defenseless people while they slept.
As a full moon rose, a vanguard of devoted followers scaled the city walls, only to be discovered and cut down by the defenders of Mecca.
“Attack in the name of Allah!” shouted Muhammad while retreating to a bluff with Abu, his wives and several trusted followers, the Meccans opening the city gates to meet the glorious warriors of Allah in battle.
Seeing the Holy Prophet on the bluff by moonlight, this sight strengthened the attacking Muslims.
“The battle is not going very well,” observed Abu as the moon rose higher, watching the Muslim army being wiped out.
“Yes, Allah is displeased that our faith was not strong enough,” replied a strangely detached Muhammad, staring from the bluff at the carnage outside the walls of Mecca.
“That, or we didn’t have enough men, I told you,” retorted Abu, watching several followers being hacked to death by the defenders.
“That is possible oaf,” admitted Muhammad, Abu frowning at the reply.
“What do you plan to do to save your followers Prophet?” asked Ayesha.
“Nothing, it is Allah’s will,” replied Muhammad with a shrug, still watching the battle.
Abu’s frown grew into anger as he watched a smiling Muhammad delight in the butchery of his followers.
“You’ve lost at least 30 score since the moon rose, do you intend to stay until we are slaughtered too?” asked Abu’s wife.
“How dare you speak to me unless spoken to!” exclaimed the Prophet, preparing to smite her across the face.
“My good wife Fahimah makes a wise observation,” declared Abu, using her given name for the first time, grasping Muhammad’s forearm, preventing him from striking the widow.
Pulling away from Abu, the Prophet paused and replied, “It’s time for us to leave oaf, we shall retreat to the oasis to pray and fast.”
A defeated Muhammad and his trusted followers left the bluff and headed back toward the oasis in the moonlight. Looking over his shoulder, the Prophet feared that vengeful Meccans might pursue them.
“Let us make haste,” declared Muhammad, fearing for his life.
Several days passed as they retreated from Mecca, the remaining band of Muslims at last pausing for needed rest and making a camp in the desert.
The captive Fahimah had grown to respect her new husband Abu, as he had prevented the Holy Prophet from striking her outside the walls of Mecca. Making him a meal of jackal flesh soup, she presented it to him in his tent.
“Thank you woman,” Abu replied, taking an earthenware bowl and strong wine, she nodding and leaving him to eat.
As Abu was eating, a stir rose in the camp: a lone survivor of the battle having at last caught up to the followers. Putting down his bowl, he left the tent to find the survivor admonishing Muhammad.
“You coward,” he gasped, “You left us to die, have you no faith in your visions, or are they only lies coming from your vile mouth?”
The Prophet, drunk, answered, “I had a dream after the battle, it was Allah’s will that we were defeated, as it was his will that you survived. We lost because our faith in Allah was not strong enough.”
“You lied, telling us of easy plunder and women; there weren’t enough of us to take Mecca, 50 score died outside the gates for nothing!” the man exclaimed.
“No matter, have dung beetles and strong wine to renew your strength,” slurred Muhammad, picking fleas from his beard and flinging them into a small fire at his side.
The man, much too exhausted to argue further, gratefully took a plate of boiled dung beetles and a bottle of wine, trudging off from the deranged Prophet in disgust.
A shocked Abu observed this from the shadows and retreated to his tent. Such knowledge set heavy upon him, he meditating privately on the events.
Finishing his meal, he called for his wife Fahimah, she appearing before him.
I would hear your words wife on this matter: Muhammad preaches Islam, yet he does not follow the words of Allah.”
“He is your Prophet, you have sworn to serve him and Allah, my words are those of an infidel,” she answered respectfully.
“Still I would hear them, for there is wisdom in what you utter,” Abu replied.
Fahimah, still fearful of her brutal husband, yet bound by her personal honor to obey, told him of her thoughts on the Prophet and his actions.
“I care not what god he worships, but this demon in man’s guise is not a prophet of a clean desert god,” she began.
Abu looked at her as she continued, “He forces his followers to consume the flesh of vermin, delighting in their disgust. I truly believe him to be so perverted as to rape an infant - he has others carry out his murderous work while he has no courage to fight himself: you should draw a knife across your daughter Ayesha’s throat and my own to save us from the corruption of this man.”
Abu, oaf that he was, looked at her silently as she urged him to destroy the demon Prophet Muhammad, her wise words much harder to ignore than the screechings of his deceased wife Umm.

allhu said at November 12, 2005 9:49 PM:

bastard muslims need to be banned from west and usa/canada.kill them or mentally torture them by making them live with pigs.

christian

teatowelheadhater said at February 9, 2006 2:22 AM:

I have just read "allah the pig" RE: "Lost Verses of the Koran" posted October 11, 2005. WHAT A PIECE OF FANTASTIC WRITING. IT SHOULD BE PUBLISHED IN THE FORM OF A BOOK. IF THE AUTHOR DOES'T WANT TO DO IT, WILL YOU ASK HIM IF I CAN. I ENJOYED READING THIS VERY MUCH INDEED. IS IT POSSIBLE HE COULD EMAIL ME A FULL COPY? HAS THIS BRILLIANT WRITER PENNED ANY OTHER MASTERPIECES?

MS said at February 17, 2006 12:35 PM:

What you people are forgetting is that there are good people and bad people in every race and religion. can you say that there are not any theives, rapists, murderers, etc, in the chrisian religion or the jewish religion or catholic rfeligion. WHAT YOU HAE TO THINK, IS SHOULD YOU HOLD THE RELIGION RESPONSIBLE FOR AN INDIVIDUALS ACTS OR SHOULD YOU TREAT THAT INDIVIDUALS WRONG DOINGS AS HIS SOLE WRONDS. RELIGION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT TERRORISTS ARE DOING. AS FAR AS I AM AWARE IF YOU KILL INOCENT PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT A MUSLIM.... Simply saying bad things and trying to offend good muslims wont make a difference.
your all sick bastards and the muslims are the ones who will overcome all ods and prove to be the best in the world. SAYING SUCH THINGS WONT MAKE AN DIFFERENCE AT ALL.

MS said at February 17, 2006 12:45 PM:

LET ME DECLARE TO BEGIN WITH :

THAT WHO SO EVER BELIEVES THE 'LOST VERSES OF THE KORAN' AND FINDS THEM TO BE TRUE AND CORRECT IS A FUCKING ASS-HOLE AND SHOULD BE HANGED.

Our prophet, Muhammed Peace and Blessings of Allah Be Upon him, was the one and only prophet to project the true religion, ISLAM.

ANYONE WHO DOESNT BELIEVE THAT IS A DICKHEAD AND WILL SUFFER IN THE FIRE OF HELL !!!

PorkBoi said at February 17, 2006 12:59 PM:

I'm thinking I have a new idea for a movie.

Frantic muslim crowds are running in terror from a gigantic Jimmy Dean Sausage roll.

Now I need to come up with a name for my movie.

Any suggestions?

Rodney King said at February 17, 2006 1:02 PM:

Can't we all just get along?

How about a group hug between the Palestinians and the Jews?

Now wouldn't that just solve all the world's problems?

Randall Parker said at February 17, 2006 3:55 PM:

MS,

So you are advocating killing people for incorrect religious beliefs. Once again you demonstrates why I want to deport the Muslims from Western countries.

Rodney King,

No, we can't all just get along. Some beliefs are just incompatible with getting along.

zamsalwana said at February 20, 2006 12:36 AM:

I think the idea is very(1 million's times) stupid. Don't u have any religion? Only people without manners and religion will say such like that. Islam not only means peace, if u want to know islam, get to know islam and please don't see islam from people who call themselves muslim, because all religion and races have their own black sheeps. I as a muslim also don't agree with terrorist but i also don't agree those people who already insult muslim, Do u think by wrapped them with pig's skin is the right way to stop terrorism, them if u think so, that's means u are a terorrist too.USA and Denmark and whoever agreed with this article had insult muslims feelings. May Allah bless u always. Islam is the way of life.

P/s: Correction to willyraghead: Allh is not a moon god, do a research before write any article n to ***the pig u had changed all the facts from Quran, don't act and write like u read quran everyday. To author please don't put article that insult people just to make your website popular or for fun. Religion is not a toy.

tbas said at February 20, 2006 12:54 PM:

zamsalwana, you're really not getting it are you?

Just as Muslims have their figureheads saying that Islam is a religion of peace--non-muslims of the world have their figure-heads, (Media and Elected officials), stand up there telling everyone that "..of course we don't hate Islam..."

Do you really think they believe that? Do you really think they tell their muslim counterparts weather or not they know whats coming soon?

WE didnt create Islamophobia. We generally didnt give a damn about muslims other than we always though you guys to be a little off center since you place your religion as the number 1 loyalty in your entire existance--ya know--the same as suicide olympiads have for decades. Other than that--we generally dont care what the hell you do, as long as you dont get all pissy.

Whoops--too late for that now! We had Japanese internment camps simply because we couldnt distinguish the good japs from the bad japs. Dont think that sort of thing as only in the past--today...we have Guantanamo Bay. Those guys are all long-termers because we are having a REALLY hard time telling the difference between the good and the bad---I've seen it, they all say the same things and its not because the baddies are trying to hide.

Bertrand Russell said at February 23, 2006 11:45 AM:

No, religion is not a toy, it is pure dogmatic bullshit for feckless morons. I laugh at religious fools like moslems; I use the bible to line my birdcages, I use the quran to make pigs from paper mache, and I use the torah to wipe my ass. Idiots who threaten the fires of "hell" over stupid mythology don't know their asses from a hole in the ground; more then likely, when one drops dead - they're just dead.
That said, fuck pedo mohammed the raghead and his looney lunar god allah.

sait said at March 3, 2006 5:37 PM:

religion all that bloody muslim dont deserves respect. have you all see the video from news about the 911 the twin tower. how many life and blood been spills. have you all see this coming. The prayer of the person whose died together with the twin tower. should kill all ALL THE muslim. and their religion lost forever in time like the dinosaurs. those who practise quran should died. those who pity muslim should die anti muslim anti muslim

believer said at September 9, 2006 9:56 PM:

I believe the lost verses of the koran and find them to be true and correct.

Bacon Lover said at October 5, 2006 4:47 AM:

Do you think they'll get Heinz, HP or will it be home brand when they get to heaven?

Joseph said at January 11, 2007 12:19 AM:

I think Muslims are stupid as they are too narrowminded. They should learn to respect other religions and not lable others as 'infidels'. Other religions have the brains not to lable their non believers, but muslims do, clearly shows there is no respect in this sick religion. Muslims are too stupid in thinking that all others would go to hell. They should learn that their roots are from killers and child rapists, as the prophet himself was a rapist. They are too stupid to be here, and should be killed like the Bosnians, Kosovo and in Chechnya.

Salathiel Todesengel said at April 19, 2007 6:59 PM:

Maybe the US Government should have some sorta Delta Force guys called the Razorback division that does a little 'clean up' after suicide bombings with a good coat of Mr. Clean and Pig Blood. Hell, maybe even drop pig bodies down their wells & shit. Also, if we are still in Iraq when I join the USMC, I'ma dip my bullets in pig blood before I go out.

Ben Strydom said at October 26, 2007 11:05 PM:

REAL QUOTES FROM ISLAM'S KORAN:

http://answeringPROPHETOFDOOM.net/Islamic_Quotes.php


"And KILL them where ever you find them..." Quran 2:191

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J Domain said at October 31, 2007 8:02 AM:

Islam is a vile evil and disgusting desert cult. feed them to the swine! Mohhamed was a paedophile and low life person.

k said at December 7, 2007 12:09 AM:

ALL OF YOU ISLAM HATERS ARE A BUNCH OF IGNORANT EVIL GODLESS INSANE BASTARDS.


HOPE ALL OF YOU ROT IN HELL.

Super Atheist said at December 26, 2007 7:43 PM:

There is no such thing as hell, moslem asshole. People just drop dead and rot away and that's it.

michael X said at February 10, 2008 1:36 AM:

Muslims are a pick and mix religion. They don't like criticism but they don't mind kalashnikovs.They have stood still in time for over 600 years and not developed their science, thought or education.

billy said at April 11, 2008 3:21 PM:

Fuck the muslims. It is not even a real religion. It's a bunch of desert dwelling pieces of shit, making stuff up as they go along.

me said at July 19, 2008 4:46 AM:

haha The Russians are assholes because they support the Muslim coutries, which only comes back to damage them and does no good to them but they're a bit dumb and just mechanicly follow their historical communist support for these muslim nut cases, but at least they know how to treat the f*ckers and they don't give a shit about being politicly correct. The western world should take some of that from them for sure.

MUSLIM SCUM
SPREAD THE WORD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjFh4wR2QcM
http://www.apostatesofislam.com/media/stoning.htm
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=29201_Wafa_Sultan_on_Al_Jazeera&only
http://mosquewatch.blogspot.com/2008/04/die-non-muslim-scum.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVDWhBAC_0U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLJJEDDDGc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yJp4EcZJA

K is a Tard said at May 22, 2009 2:56 PM:

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k said at December 7, 2007 12:09 AM
ALL OF YOU ISLAM HATERS ARE A BUNCH OF IGNORANT EVIL GODLESS INSANE BASTARDS.


HOPE ALL OF YOU ROT IN HELL.
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So who is the HATER now? Give it up loser, cry to momma'....

Anonymous said at September 17, 2009 11:46 PM:

fuck u mother bastards islam!!
we shall kill you all in WW III!
we shall destroy this TERRORIST ISLAM RELIGION to hell!

lier fucker said at September 22, 2009 2:30 PM:

Son of bitches ,lick my asses ok.You dont have power to wipe off our religion.ISLAM.YOu are just tring to justify your bullshit policies by throwing shit on our religion because otherwise how you fuel your hatreds ,ha bastards.Dont give me any example ,even you bastards are in doubt about who did the 9-11.
This is only premise for you to shit my religion.Is it easy enough as you think,you are the killer of more than 2 million ppl in the middle east and as much same amount for native americans,africans(as slaves,),native australians ,native canadaians,and indians even settlers of some islands.SO DONT GIVE HERE HUMANITY LESSON ,BASTARDS AND STOP VOMITTING YOUR BULLSHIT IDEAS IN HERE because I dont believe your sincerity any more.IF you have 1 gram brain you
understand what i mean but I m sure ,you bastards even deprieved from it.

Anonymous said at September 22, 2009 3:00 PM:

These assholes think that they are getting into heaven by sacrificing themselves and killing innocent people. Even if do or dont believe in God Heaven and Hell, You know what these assholes are doing is wrong. And if they are willing to take thing to the extreme by Sawing off peoples head while alive, Why not burry those sons of Bitches in Pigs blood. We know that they are going to hell and If they know we will burry them in Pigs Blood They know it too. If you take away they logic of why they are sacrificing themselves "Get in to Heaven with 72 Virgins" then the’ll stop the suicide bombing. Its common sense, which I know isn’t that common today.

Ashutosh said at December 23, 2009 9:02 AM:

Muslim pigs shamelessly deny others religious freedom in countries of their domination while claiming prerogatives for themselves in free countries. Hence demand for Islamic Parliament in England. Third WW against this vermin is the only way forward.

Suck my rag head hating asss said at January 26, 2010 12:12 PM:

Who the fuck posted the pig latin Kuran, motherfuciking rag head prick

Suck my rag head hating asss said at January 26, 2010 12:15 PM:

Whooo, hoooo, lets get this rolling again, rag head, sand monkey, candy ass bastards. Send a HUGE bobmb over there with exploding pigs blood

Porky Pig said at May 17, 2010 11:07 PM:

Comparing Allah to a pig is an insult to pigs.

Jambooree said at May 4, 2011 6:15 AM:

all of you who are suggesting israelis should use this tactic, get your facts right. Pig meat is as unclean to jews as it is to muslims.

Danial said at August 15, 2011 2:06 AM:

There is a lot of hate for muslims in here. I don't understand why I have friends from all around the world and different religions while some are atheist and we get along very well. I just don't understand why do we all have to insult each other. Oh and the Quran has never been changed nor does it have any "lost verses". I do believe that the Taliban and al-Qaeda are terrorists and can't call themselves muslim because in Islam you can not kill another person just for him/her having a different opinion in terms of religion to ours. It is not the place of humans to carry out punishment or kill anyone. Muslims can't kill anyone wether Christian,jewish,atheist or Buddhist. The only time jihad was started was when a place declared war against Muslims. Muslim are also not allowed to start a war we can only defend. You will also read in the Quran that when prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) was in the city of madinah there were Jews,Christians and Muslims living together. The Taliban an afghani based terrorist group has killed 35,000 Pakistani civilians and makes me very sad my uncle works in the Pakistani army and he is doing his best to kill the Taliban. The reason Pakistan doesn't want drone attacks on it's soil is because they're inaccurate. They do kill the terrorist but on average 4-10 civilians die with him but when the Pakistani army does it we usually don't kill any civilians. OBL not being found by our armed forces was very disappointing for me but at least he is dead unfortunately a few civilians died with him. Our country has given up far more lives for war against terror than America or the UK. If you read the Quran you will find it praises Jesus and Moses a lot so insulting the Quran and it's text means you're also insulting jesus and Moses and Allah the moon god? No we don't worship the moon where did you get that from? These comments seem like something a 12 year old child would say. If somebody wants to discuss this with me in a non childish and respectable manner he can.

Athiest but likes Christians said at September 16, 2011 2:42 PM:

Please explain to me Quran 2:191 then. Also explain why Moslems seem to have been trying to convert or kill others since 700 A.D. Christianity had the crusades sure, but that was almost 1000 years ago. The Armenian genocide was less than 100 and there have been many examples since then. There are crazies in every religion/culture but who was calling for the death of the cartoonist who made fun of Muhammad? "This is a unanimous decision of by all imams (prayer leaders) of Islam that whoever insults the prophet deserves to be killed and whoever will take this insulting man to his end, will get this prize," Qureshi told about 1,000 people outside the mosque after Friday prayers. Feb. 17, 2006. This is murder being sanctioned by the leaders of a religion. Christians deal with people using Jesus as the butt of jokes all the time but I don't hear the Pope calling for their public beheadings.

Eric said at October 9, 2011 9:13 AM:

Kill all the Islamists by any means, fair or foul. For God's sake leave no trace. I for one agree that it's insulting pigs by comparing them with Muslims.

kill da nigas said at October 14, 2011 9:36 AM:

Just sand n####r trash they are. Pig races sounds cool to me. Most of these trashy moslems are involved in crime in the usa. Just ask someone who has to put up with one of their trashy dirty meat slaughter houses in their neighborhood. They make a lot of dirty money at this so they can pay off the cops who are crooks. So as long as there are white trash people in a position to make a little dirty money on the side you have the white trash kissing the dirty moslem ass and the people of the usa taking a fucking!

hindu militant said at March 4, 2012 8:44 AM:

This is from a die hard anti muslim. The israelis, were planning to bury palestinian suicide bombers in pigskin and bury them. The REACTION to this was written in some english newspaper in saudi arabia. get this straight, they were EXTREMELY offended by israelis going for this act, and accused them of fighting dirty, as if muslims fight clean. So, there has to be some merit in this, get dead bodies of jihadis, and wrap them in pigskin. Secondly, after the suicide bombings in buses in israel, they actually kept jars of pigfat in the buses, so if suicide bomber explodes it will also fall on him. believe me, there has not been any suicide attack since then


During the indo-pak war of 1965 which was basically a tank warfare in the desert. The pakistanis were equipped with american patton tanks, front engine, petrol version. One tank shell on the tank, it would explode in flames. the BRAVE pakis fighting infidel hindus, were not afraid of being killed, by tank shell, or bullett or knife etc. But they were extremely afraoid of being burnt to death. I dunno the reason why, (probably because islamic hell is fire) but they were dead scared of being burnt to death. so, hope this helps in fighting muslims, we need some flame throwers from World War II .

Hope this helps

DickTriller said at February 2, 2013 9:28 AM:

When I'm dead, I'm dead, wrap me in a pigskin and throw yourselves a party. My body will feel nothing, my mind will know nothing. For a Muslim to fear being buried in a pigskin just shows the frailty of their beliefs. IF this alone can stop them from being such killers and murderers of innocents, then so be it. Please, if you believe in God, you know that God is so all knowing, omnipresent and way above this tripe of a conversation, and the extremists view of the world. Put yourself in God's shoes. Do you think he worries about things like this? Do you think he, being immutable and forever, eternal, worries about these things? Be realistic and rise above this silly story. Let it be. The Muslim extremist is going to do his thing, scare him with pigs if you want, if he or she is so vulnerable to be deathly afraid of being buried in or with pigs, then so be it. Bury these crazies in pig stuff. When they stop killing innocents, you can stop scaring them with pig burials. Get some rest and do something nice for the misses or take your girlfriend to an good movie, not a stupid one, God knows there are so many of them out now. God love you all! And, if anyone messes with my name, my family, my future or my stuff, they will certainly be welcomed and given some more, until they are so sick of having things, they will be glad just to have a quiet night at home, after surfing all day, or fishing or skiing or playing soccer with friends. Now, after this life I have an even more interesting life for you. As long as you don't do something really stupid, like these extremists do, or the likes of Adolf Himler, or Histler, or whatever his name was. Just try to be something cool, like one of the good people you saw at the market, or serving you at the restaurant, or your local bartender.....Night now.

non_islamic said at February 25, 2013 9:03 AM:

pig skin is too good for a muslim. let pigs eat their bodies along with their quarans.


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