2002 October 31 Thursday
Half Of UK's Gay Navy Stuck In Dock

They couldn't make up something this weird.

"Senior naval officers have warned me that they reckon that at least 50 per cent of the fleet have sinned homosexually," he said. "It is only the paucity of the Director of Naval Security's investigating resources that prevents paying off a good many ships."

So then should the Royal Navy become the butt of numerous jokes?

Almost half the Royal Navy's 36 warships will be unavailable for operations in the Gulf because of the firemen's strike, accidents, routine refits and attempts to save money.

Which half is stuck in port?

Share |      By Randall Parker at 2002 October 31 05:57 PM  Off Beat And Odd


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